Padma Rajagopal Tribute: Paddu's Wacky Humour!
May 07, 2001
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, drinking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast.
Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I forget to eat." Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies.
Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six am class in vigorous toning?"
Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen bitch...do it and you die."
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing
And then they marry him.
I know what Victoria's Secret is.
The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?"